Thursday, February 25, 2010

Buloy's Love Notes




Boyet:
May sasabihin ako sa iyo... pwede ka ba kausapin?

Girlie: Sige... Ano ba 'yan? Matter of life and death?

Boyet: Hinde... matter of the heart...



ABANGAN ANG SUSUNOD NA KABANATA...


Sunday, February 21, 2010

Sinetch Itech!?!?!?!?!?!

Sinetch ang Cassanova lover boy na itech and nasightsiwa sa middle eastwood togertherness with a girlalu na isa ring membership fee ng power rangers na junakis ng isang dragona godzilla na according to him ay friendliness kiyeme lang niya?

According to our spy satellite na sa paligid-ligid ay puno ng linga, nasightsiwa itecklavung couple na itey with their friendliness na isang sannin and the other one na isang sharingan user na bogtsi hokbu ang jolikula drama rama sa said na place. Separation cheverness ang sannin and sharingan user afterwards from Cassanova and power ranger friendliness for a people alone moment, and yun na!!! According sa mga super sireyna nag-lalangoy sa mga fountains, roaming profile mode ang tripalu ng couple na itey for a Sunday afternoon delight.

But wait!!!! There’s more!!! As ancifated and expected by the madlang utaw, after make pasyal and suroy-suroy sa park, make hatid ni Cassanova si power ranger sa house and lot nitey. And ang chenes ng ating mga ever reliable na bubuwit, make dinner sa cafĂ© world ng pudra ang junakis na power ranger at ang kanyang visitataion rights na si Cassanova himself!!! Kalokah and kalurkey ang mga developments na itey!!! And ang questyen ng mga Filipino voters, formal introducshen ba ni power ranger si Cassanova kay pudra???? Tsugi na!!!!


Clue:

Huwag mag-deny, don’t tell a lie, AMIIIIIINNNNNIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!



SINETCH ITECH?!?!?!





Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Sinetch Itech!?!?!?!?!?!

Sinetch ang Australopithecus robustus na itech ang apparently ay may 100 times ten to 1000th power na feelingesh sa isang unnamed na girlie. Apparently ang girlie na itecklavu ay membership fee ng isang elite na power rangers na koponan.

Ayon sa mga chizmz ng mga mermaid sa ocean deep, once upon a time pa kuno na fantasy land ni Australopithecus si girlie na itago natin sa name na HINATA for her apparently close resemblance sa isang cartoon character na fave na fave ni Australopitechus. Isang closer you and I na friendship ni boylet ang diumano’y nag-may I mention na at the beginning of the earth, hot legs lang umano ni girlie ang type ni boylet nang ma-sightchiwa itecklavu na naka-
walking shorts during a major disaster. In fairview, hot naman kuno talagesh ang legs ni Hinata na lalong ikinaloka ng Australopithecus. And from there may I hidden desire na umano ang jolikula drama rama ni boylet kay girlie.

And ang hot issue call driver of the week???!!! Isang butanding from bulubundukin ng Arayat ang nag-tsenes sa akichewa na na-sightsina umano si bakulaw na may keribels na vulakhlak!!!!! Matapos umanong makipag-deal or no deal sa suggested retail price ng vulaklak, very hasty na pina-arrangement ang said merchandise into a voukey!!! At dahil torpedo kuno si bakulaw eh may I favor na super proxy ang jolikula eksena na nangyari. The voukey was sent to Hinata by a membership as well ng power rangers.


But wait there’s more!!!!! Isang lamang-lupa naman from engkantasya on the otherhand ang nakahuli kay bakulaw na na may choconess ekek na HERSHEY’s ang kyeme na balak umano i-give love on Christmas day via covert operations. According to our bubuwit balak daw ni bakulaw na ilagay in secret and choco ek ek sa command console ni power ranger Hinata.



SINETCH ITECH?!?!?!?!?

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Sinetch Itech!?!?!?!?!?!


Sinetch ang Girlie na itech na apparently ay heads over heels ang drama sa life since inlababuchina sa isang otokish na wit knowing and no confirmeyshen whatsoever gotesco kung isa nga siyang otokish or isang orc na famintang durog????

Ayon sa mga valitang-vaklita na nagkalat sa dagat ng vasura, nag-give love on Christmas day and nasabing orc ng choco chenes ek ek at may churva churva chenes na epek pa sa isang kilala at very popular na website (clue: pambansang website sa 23rd). Ayon din sa mga sources na nagpasko sa gitna ng kalsada, madalas mag dotation mode ang faminta/orc na may code name: A*******N. At ayon naman kay bilatra ay kyeme and pa-yummy effect lang kuno ang eksena and dramatizatshen nila. But wait!!!! There’s more!!! Ayaw ipagalaw ni girlalu and cho
cokyeme ni orc for some unknown reason which leads to many speculashens na may heart chualu din si girlie kay orc.

ANG TANONG NG MASA??? WHAT’S THE REAL SCORE?????!!!

SINETCH ITECH?!?!?!






Thursday, February 11, 2010

Cynicism

nothing beats the living shit out of you more than seeing the sand castle that you meticulously built for hours being washed away by the incoming tide. and you're going nuts because the forecast said low tide. but then again life is full of surprises. you'll never know when it's going to give you a sweet kiss in the cheek or a mean kick in the balls.

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you woke up and started the day feeling that something great is going to happen. well, at least that was your mindset. that was what you program your mind to belive in to. you're oblivious of those scary things that might come your way. you're brave enough to face the rainstorm without a jacket and umbrella. "afterall i'm not alone, i've got a friend that will give me cover", says you.

and then life kick you in the balls. you just found yourself all soaked up in the pouring rain.

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it's kind of hard living in the world of variable truth. where everyone wears a mask and a cape. and behind the facade of a funny grin, you'll see a sinister sparkle in their eyes with a stare that can penetrate your soul. everyone is smiling. but you'll never really know what they're smiling at. and why.

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you're playing. and you think that everything's going fine. and then one thing goes wrong. and then another. and another. and you tried to fight back. but the harder you fight the deeper you sink. until you can't move. you can't breathe. because you're in over your head. like quicksand.

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why is that when something bad happens, we always console ourselves with cliches? is is because life is a big cliche as it is?

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you were flying up high with your flock and kissing the puffy clouds. your heart is soaring with you. up there, everything's serene, everything's full of beauty. you're calm and your soul is simply overwhelmed with happiness.

and then you suddenly realized that you were now flying alone.

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just saw the matrix revolutions for the nth time. every beginning has an end says the movie. very cliche but so true. it's a cosmic law. at some point in time everything really have to end. but it's bitch hard to accept that end when you are only just in the beginning.

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funny how life plays a joke on all of us. but we have to accept that at a certain point of our lives, the person we so much cared for is the one who'll inflict the greatest pain upon us.

another cliche. damn.



Monday, February 8, 2010

Sinetch Itech!?!?!?!?!?!

Sinetch ang otokong itech na na-sightcheena ng mga planggana na nakikipagharutan sa isang persona non grata na bilatra na apparently popsciled him via YM??? To the max ang typing speed ng said na otoko and with giggling senseyshen na value added tax because according sa isang outside source, the bilatra on the popsicle end is the Dream Girlalu kuno ni otoko!

May-I-chat ang MMK na drama ng dalawa and sholbums na walang humpay na chuk-chak-tsenes ang eksena, to the point na malaysia pakistan babajee ni otoko ang mga friendliness nya na na-blackhole na ng moment.

The most kagorgeous na revelayshen happened a moment laterz. Na-sightcheena apparently ng isang friendliness ni otoko ang kyemelu of the two and raised an eyebrow, at dahil nga out of this universe and eklavu ni otoko, hindi na-notice ng pitiful na hombre na differential calculus ang YM ID ni popsicle!!! To make a long story short, and to make rocketship the revelayshen, ang Dream Girlalu ni otoko ay isa ring tarugs!!!! Instant na naging platinum ang tower records ni otoko and nagunaw ang kanyang universe na ikina-emotelya ni otoko.

Clue:

Witeshi ma-El Fili ni otoko kung inlabavu ba sya kay Marco or kay Marlon or kay Jun!!!

Valentines day.... isang malaking tulong sa ating ekonomiya.

Sa panahon ngayon napakalaking tulong talaga ng valentines day. Dahil sa sobrang hirap ng buhay at taas ng unemployment rate, kinakailangan talagang gumawa ng racket(badminton).

nakakatulong ang valentines day??? nung una hindi ko ito mapaniwalaan dahil puro sakit ng ulo, paghihinagpis at inis lang ang nararamdaman ko sa normal na araw na ito pero there's more to it pala....

eto ang kadalasang tulong ng valentines day sa ekonomiya:

1. Mabulaklak - oo tama maraming bulaklak kapag valentines day.. panalo ang dangwa at kung ano anong flower shop sa ganitong araw dahil dito lang sila bumebenta ng malaki bukod sa araw ng patay na puro korona ang inoorder sa kanila. dahil dito nagkakaroon ng instant trabaho ang mga kabataan at matatanda upang bentahan ang mga lalakeng nakakalimot magbigay/bumili ng bulaklak sa kanilang mahal. OO lamang din sila lito atienza at raul roco dahil puro bulaklak ang trip nila. tumataas ng 100% ang benta ng bulaklak kapag valentines

2. Mapula - Syempre mapula.... sa panahon nating ito na nababalutan ng madilim at pink na aura ng mga EMO ang bilihan ng damit at ukay ukay, dapat paminsan minsan din may ibang kulay na masaya.. ito ay ang pula.... pulang tshirt ang uso sa panahong ito. break muna sa pagiging EMO dahil hindi mo makukuha ang biyaya ng valentines day sa school(bonus sa exam at attendance) sa mall(promo kapag naka pula ka) sa bar at kung ano ano pa. kung hindi pula jologs yan. ayon sa statistics... pinapataas ng valentines day ng 60% ang sales ng mga pulang tshirt..

3. Memorable - syempre kung valentines day maerong date... at dahil dito patok ang mga restawran(lalo na yung teritoryo ng bubuyog na malaki ang pwet at nung kumpare nya na natusok nya sa paa) mas lalong magsisikip ang mga malls dahil sa mga nagdedate at lalo na ang paborito naming timezone.... kung memorable dapat may picture! at yung ... dagdag sales nanaman sa hindi pumapatok na sticker/photoprint machine sa timezone.

4. Malaswa - syempre... alam nyo na kung ano ang tumataas ang benta kapag ganito.. lalo na kung gabi... ang dating rate nila na 1k ay tumataas.... tumataas din ang service level sa mga hotels kagaya ng anito at sogo dahil sa mga nalalasing

5. lastly tumataas din ang sales sa mga haran service dahil dito sa mga ganitong event sila ngkakaroon ng customer.

basta ako wala akong pakealam sa sa valentines... queueing yan siguradong OT.. maraming nakalaeave.. kulang OT nanaman.... parang kulay ng valentines.. pula... kapag nasobrahang sa pangku-KULANG-OT..